BHVR BACKS DOWN! DBD SLUGFEST COMMENCE! | New Thai Monster | Little Italy Drama | Ep. 68
Description
The killers WON!
BHVR officially postpones the controversial anti-slug and anti-tunnel changes after massive community backlash.
Toxic Teacher returns from NYC with tales of Little Italy that trigger Nicky's marinara-fueled rage about dusty antiques and questionable Italian sodas.
Plus: Meet the Krasue, DBD's new floating head Thai monster who eats... things we can't mention on YouTube.
Michael Myers gets a complete rework with new modes, and Nicky reveals his traumatic Johannesburg safari incident involving a marinara-stealing, Italian-speaking baboon who gave Victor cornrows.
This week's outro genre: terrible.
NICKY'S BODY COUNT
- 1 Full BHVR Development Team Retreat (anti-slug update obliterated)
- 3 Tables Flipped (Ferrara's, bunny chow incident, general principle)
- 17 Page Manifesto submitted to forums at 3 AM
- 1 Marinara Jar stolen by multilingual baboon
- Approximately 47 Sals in the extended Dente crime family
- 1 Victor with fresh baboon-installed cornrows
- 3 Hours of Italian-Baboon diplomatic negotiations
- 1 WhatsApp Group dedicated to "Pasta Man Who Speaks to Monkeys"
- Infinite Oklahoma Insults delivered with marinara-fueled rage
- 1 Floating Thai Head Monster eating things we legally cannot describe
- 2 Voodoo Doll Incidents at South African customs
- 1 Recipe Adjustment based on primate culinary critique
Killer-Main Fu. Survivor-Salt Fu. Little Italy Disrespect Fu. Baboon Negotiation Fu. Victor Braiding Fu. Bunny Chow Table-Flip Fu.
Episode Chapters:
(00:00 ) INTRO!
(25:32 ) BHVR TACO!
(36:29 ) KRA SHOE CRA SHOW CRA WHAT?
(50:29 ) BOON YO SUCK
(59:48 ) MYERS!
(1:05:05 ) WTF?
(1:23:24 ) OUTRO!























